Topic: Mastercard Priceless wedding.

[Eric]

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.



After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank Everyone for coming, many from Long distances, to support them At their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
He said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to Open their envelope.



Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
Of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions For a couple of minutes, he
Turned to the best man and Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the Dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
First thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding Immediately after finding out
About the affair, this Guy goes through with the Charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
Bride's' and best man's reputations
In front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of Church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' Commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception For 300 family members and Friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face When they see the 8x10 glossy Of the bride humping the best
Man: Priceless.

There are some things money Can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

[GregR1 - air tool fanatic]

i read about that recent wedding about two years ago.

[smokey]

bubble bursting time

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

[menglor]

bubble bursting time

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

damn! I thought everything on the internet was true.

oh I feel uncomfortable now!

[rubberlegs]

bubble bursting time

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

OH why did you do that to the poor guy..  Did you not know that ignorance is bliss?

[GregR1 - air tool fanatic]

bubble bursting time

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

damn! I thought everything on the internet was true.

oh I feel uncomfortable now!

you have to learn to be selective in what you accept as true.

for example:
e-mails telling me that my wang is too small = false
online picture galleries giving the impression that girls are sluts = ___% true
people are goddamned fat = true
fancy miracle diets = false
putting down the damned fork = true
"run it like you stole it" as the best engine break-in process = false
airplanes can fly = true

and so on...

 

[Eric]

all right, all right.  It's still funny.

[aylmer599]

"run it like you stole it" as the best engine break-in process = false

don't start that debate!