Three Dogs
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the
street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort
to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front
of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty,
slobbering
on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her
in
return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the
three
suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them,
"The first
one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese'
together
in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out
with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly
and
says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and
says,
"How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the
Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless.
That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and
says, "How
about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in
fame and finesse,
is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says.................
"Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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