Topic: A Guys Fairy Tale

[Ye Olde Fart]

  Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess... "Will you marry me?"
The princess said "No!"
  And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch ... had tons of money in the bank ... left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End

[suzukinduced]

  Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess... "Will you marry me?"
The princess said "No!"
  And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch ... had tons of money in the bank ... left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End

reminds me of something my dad used to say "I spent my money on bikes, booze and broads. The rest i wasted"

[Ninja Johnny]

What a beautiful story... 

[uberchuckie]

I'm not old enough yet to legally date someone half my age. 

[Firlotte]

True story...