Topic: A man walks into a bar

[GT Pilot]

...grinning from ear to ear, absolutely overjoyed.

'Why so happy?' said the barman.

'Well...' began the man, 'last night while walking home past the railway line I noticed a girl was tied to the tracks. I quickly ran over and untied her, and, in her state, decided it best to bring her home. We got back to my place and before I knew it we just started making love, the most amazing sex, in all different positions and places. It was amazing, sublime!'

'Excellent!' said the barman 'And what did she think of it?'

'I don't know' said the man, 'I never found her head'.


(credit to Reddit)

[johnboy]

Lmao!

[suzukinduced]

 

GROSSSSS

I like it 

[GT Pilot]

I am so bored I am slowly going crazy.

I hate TV and now beginning to hate the internet.

Gotta ride soon or go completely insane.

Going for x ray on Teusday and I swear if he so much as opens the door a crack about my being able to walk I'm jumping on the GT immediately I get home !!!!

[suzukinduced]

I am so bored I am slowly going crazy.

I hate TV and now beginning to hate the internet.

Gotta ride soon or go completely insane.

Going for x ray on Teusday and I swear if he so much as opens the door a crack about my being able to walk I'm jumping on the GT immediately I get home !!!!

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