Topic: TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2010-11 SCHEDULE

[ninjastrat]

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2010-11 SCHEDULE
 
 
 January
 
  15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
 22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
 29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

February
 5   vs. Spanish-American War Vets
 12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
 19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
 26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #69
 
 March
5   vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
 12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
 19 vs. Korean War Amputees
 26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients
 
 Special Monday Night Game:
March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys
 
 Name Change:
 The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.
 
 Coaching Change:
 Ron Wilson will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.
 
 Rule Changes:
1.  When playing the Girl Scouts, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
 2.  The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
 3.  When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of the leg braces.
 4.  There will be no more dancing with opposing teams, like the last time they played the Utopia Gay Boys.
 5.  The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
 6.  The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.
 
 
 'GOLF LEAFS GOLF'

[RickT]

The way the Sens have started the season makes me wish they had a schedule like that...

[OddSox]

The other day was take your child to work day. The Leafs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their sons and daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 5-3.